Are we countries gay or straight?

[Berwald Oxenstierna]

Well we all know that I've got m' wife Tino, so everyone knows that I'm gay. Let's see how many of us think that other countries are gay.

Myself? I think Prussia, France, Germany, Russia, England, Austria, Switzerland, Italy, Spain, Romano, America, Canada, Denmark, Norway, Iceland, China, Japan, Korea, Lithuania, Poland, Latvia, Estonia, and pretty much all the male countries.

If Prussia doesn't think he's gay, then he must have forgot about the Seven Years' War when he forcibly took poor Roderich's vital regions. Then not to mention he continually tried to reassure himself that Elizabeta was a guy when they were young.

I rest my case at least on Gilbert.

And as an extra, why you don't let fangirls run loose with Hetalia stuff.

Cedric E. Jones America/Canada
Alexsandr Braginski Russia/America
Avgustin Braginski Russia/Canada
Isaak Braginski Russia/Prussia
Im Jung Korea/China
Yuli Braginski Russia/China
Alaire Bonnefoy France/Canada
Tobies Edelstein Austria/Switzerland
Diedrich Beilschmidt Prussia/Austria
Allistair Kirkland America/England
Felix Germany/Italy
Vladislav Braginski Russia/Germany
Lars Thorson Holland/Denmark
Bjorn Oxenstierna Sweden/Denmark
Vieno Oxenstierna Sweden/Finland
Darius Von Bock Estonia/Lithuania
Saule Lorinaitis Lithuania/Latvia
Koit Von Bock Estonia/Latvia
Serafin Lukasiewicz Poland/Lithuania
Silas Adnan Turkey/Greece
Rosario Carriedo Spain/Romano
Sindre Norway/Iceland
Andor Thorson Denmark/Norway
Honda Kaede Japan/Canada
Ryuota Jones America/Japan
Florian Adnan Turkey/France
Sieghard Beilschmidt Prussia/Germany
Petrus Holland/Germany

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

FFFFFF FUCK NO!
I ain't like francis who grope everyone,beside that sissy aristrocrat is the one who said 'vital region'!!
I rather love myself than I have to 'gay' with that fucking Roderich! *hug self*

and I was just assuring that lizzie was a boy,cuz she's a(sorry for my waifu if she read this.It's a past,so get with it)violent and barbaric 'guy' at that time(or at least when I thought she was a 'guy' until that penis incident) and that's wasn't a reason that I'm gay!
Cuz our relationship that time was a best friend *nodnod*

Guh..that's why I'm married now damnit!

[Ivan Braginski]

I... don't know, we are countries, so I think we don't really have any sexual orientation, da?

[Berwald Oxenstierna]

You're gay Gilbert. When you mistook Elizabeta for a man way back when, you groped her and liked it, then asked if she had a penis just to reassure yourself that you still liked men. Then during the Seven Years' War, she hated you and defeated you in sheer strength alone.

Not to mention you had been defeated by Lithuania once before thanks to his battle tactics, it was the only reason I retreated when I went to fight Poland with Tino.

And I still haven't forgiven Ivan for raping my Tino that one time.

And I'm quite sure that Diedrich Beilschmidt is proof of you being gay with Roderich, Isaak Braginski is also your son, and same with Sieghard Beilschmidt. I only have 'm Vieno and Bjorn.

[Ivan Braginski]

Me raep Tino o し O?? When did you hear such misleading gossip??
Nyet, Su-san, I never take your wife's virginity anyhow, it wouldn't do any good to me, anyway.

Besides, my previous bosses criminalized homosexuality, so I couldn't even if I wanted.

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

FFFFFFFFFF That's it! I'm going to set this Once and for All!

1)That's not like I'm really grope her!
beside,All I wanted to do is getting my revenge on her,and when she said her chest is in pain,so that's when I thought there is her weakness and I tease her like that so I could get my revenge,nothing more! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

And mind I remind u that Our bond is Friendship and we're still..u know? YOUNG??

2)Meh..that's have nothing to do with 'gayness'
he's just lucky that's all..pfft...

3)
I'm only admit something when it comes to "Official"
that one is fanmade,meh...

And like Ivan said,we're countries
we're actually doesn't have any sexual orientation,humph!

[Ivan Braginski]

Calm down, Gilbo. Have some Vodka *hands Vodka*

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

*huff huff* thx..

*takes vodka and drink it*

[Elizaveta Héderváry]

Su-san, my férj is not gay /:<
!!!
The fandom is taking your mind!! >_>; Wake up man!


Oh my God... Gilbert, can you actually handle Ivan's vodka??? E___E''

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

Damn straight *keep drinking vodka*
But,Su-san is a Gay,that's the fact (read wiki for further info)
I'm a gay?that's just a mere gossip

I can handle this thanks to my previous training for increase my tolerance trough highly alcohol rate.

[Elizaveta Héderváry]

*siiigh*
I know you're not Gay Férj~


Oh, why I'm not surprised you trained such a thing? e_e

[Gilbert Beilschmidt]

It has been said by Hidekaz Himaruya that Berwald is a homosexual. It has also been said that he only acts that way towards Tino Väinämöinen. Berwald seems to be the only character with a confirmed sexuality.

quoted from hetalia wikia

yup true..true..

I need that tolerance if Ivan invite me to drink >.>
I can't live without beer...err...at least i never get drunked

[Berwald Oxenstierna]

Oh I know that I'm gay, but that doesn't mean that anyone else isn't. Besides, Ludwig's known for fetish porn and Elizabeta's known for being the mecca for gay videos.

Ivan, you stole Karelia from Tino, his vital region, so you raped my Tino.

And if we countries didn't have any sexual orientation, then why would I be comfirmed as being gay?

[Ingolf Thorsen]

Point of fact, if we're countries and, thus, don't have a sexual orientation...why is Gilby getting all red around the collar about this argument? I mean, if we don't have a sexual orientation, there's really nothing for him to get defensive about. And honestly, the more you defend yourself, Gilby, the gayer I think you are. *sits drinking a beer*

[Berwald Oxenstierna]

Thank you Ingolf, at least someone's on my side. Who knew you could actually be logical every once in a while?

Karelia

I know that I tried taking Karelia once before, but you ended up keeping it, Ivan. Tino's still scarred from that.