Post by Gilbert Beilschmidt on Feb 27, 2010 3:29:22 GMT -6
I just found this stuff in here
It's a damn funny Interview and OOCness XD
Hello sir you came for matchmaking?
Well you came to the right place!
Now before we start...
Are you a honest person?
Poland: I totally am~!
Greece: *nods* I believe so.
Hungary: That's ma'ams to you, Asian boi! I'm a pretty straight-forward person, so yeah, I'm honest.
Ukraine: (boing) Um . . . okay. It would be nice if you if you can do that for us. I-I think I'm an honest person, working hard brings out honesty, r-right? (boing)
Hong Kong: Hello, yes I am an honest person. I shall answer any question or questions at the best of my ability.
Latvia: H-Hello. Y-Yes. I am honest.
Ireland: Hello there. Aye, I'm honest.
France: Yes, of course .
Italy: I try to be.
Romano: Yes, I would say that I am. Well, maybe. I can stretch the truth sometimes.
Canada: Yes, I'm an honest person.
Lili: I'm pretty sure I am. I don't think brother would approve of me lying
Calabria: Not at all.
China: I'd like to think I am, aru.
Prussia: Eh... A couple of white lies here and there. Can't be that big of a lie. No, I'm not lying right now >.>;;
denmark: pfffffft ******** no! well.. most of the time.. but yeah not always
england: I always am and always will be.
Ok now tell me you like.
You know... guys? Girls? Both?
I mean you don't want me to match you up with a guy if you only like girls right? But I may do that anyway.
denmark:*shrugs* I swing both ways. love me some ladies and men ;D
england: *clears throat* men. female anatomy disgusts me...
China: Eh? Um...Well, love is love, right ^_^;; It doesn't matter much, but I think both me and my population prefers that their country would be straight. But its ok if you find that my match is a guy.
Prussia: Well, I like cute things. Girls are cute. And certain guys are too. Boths fine. They'd just better be awesome enough to date me!
Romano: I would prefer a girl, but guys are fine.
Canada: It doesn't really matter to me
Lili: I like guys
Calabria: Guys, definetly.
France: It does not matter to me, I like everyone.
Italy: As long as they love me, it doesn't matter.
Hong Kong: Mmm...Well I am being honest. I have to say both.
Latvia: U-Umm...N-No one c-can hear me right? Only you? Umm...Both...
Ireland: Depends. I'd have'ta go with girls.
Hungary: As much as I love guy+guy action *yaoi drooling in her head* I guess I'll go for a straight pairing.
Ukraine: (boing) Uwah?! M-Me with another woman?! What would Ivan think of me? (boing)
Poland: I...Like guys~!
Greece: Hmm....both...
Ok What do you like in a guy or a woman? Or how ever else you swing?
Poland: Well, I like someone who is, like, loyal and wont go running off to others! They also gotta, like, hang out with me loads and give me lots of attention!
Greece: Well....I basically like anyone....expect for people like Turkey... And i like my cats friendly and playful....Yes I do swing that way.
Hungary: I like a guy who isn't a total a**, if you know what I mean. As long as they aren't an a**, then I'm good.
Ukraine: (boing) U-Um . . . I'm kind of new to this. I guess I like a sweet guy who has a big heart like I do. (boing)
Hong Kong: ...The inside is what matters to me most rather than the outside. I try to look for someone who can understand me. That and someone who is easy going, not really demanding or forceful. -shrugs-
Latvia: W-Well They would have to be nice and kind, someone who doesn't pick on others. I don't really mind how they look. Someone who can actually see that I'm there.
Ireland: Hehe...Someone who doesn't mind me bad habits. Someone who doesn't get annoyed very easily. Someone who actually has patience. I don't mind if they have a bit of character and express temselves openly. Shy ones aren't my type. They just don't speak ever, they get boring.
France: Anything, pretty much.
Italy: They have to be able to protect me.
Romano: Someone who isn't clingy or possessive.
Canada: Someone who is considerate and caring.
Lili: Someone who is strong and brave.
Calabria: Someone sweet and romantic.
China: Um... A good cook would be nice. Someone who can make a decent meal each night. And I don't want microwave or McDonald's for dinner every night. I'm begging you. My people are starting to become overweight because of McDonald's.
Prussia: Um...Someone cute and adorable, I guess. But they have to be upbeat enough to keep up with me!
denmark:hot bod, good personality, doesn't mind that i don't ever shut up
england: nice, kind, loving, nice eyes..., cute.. or hot.. someone who will tolerate my cooking. or atleast find a nice way around it.. respects me. that's about it.
Ok now its your first date with your lover!
Where do you take them?
denmark:dinner, movie, maybe back to my place *winkwink nudge nudge*
england: A nice dinner at an expensive restaurant and perhaps to the arts theater to watch a play... *LAME*
China: Well, I guess for a first date, I'll tour them around my villa (One of his many Chinatowns) so I we can eat treats at the bakeries and I can buy her (or him) little gifts the whole time ^w^ Everything is rather cheap there anyways.
Prussia: A date, huh? Um...I guess at a zoo. There's this newly opened one and there are so many rabbits and awesome baby chicks! Its totally awesome enough place for us to visit! >u<
Romano: Maybe a picnic? Something outdoors.
Canada: Hockey game.
Lili: A restaurant.
Calabria: Somewhere with a view of the sea.
France: The bedroom. ; )
Italy: To a museum.
Hong Kong: Hmm...Well it's a first date. I don't want to just spoil them right off the bat. I would take him/ her out to eat, maybe afterwards we could go to an amusment park.
Latvia: A day out in the town. M-Maybe sight seeing and on the way w-we can grab something to eat.
Ireland: Heck I don't care what. As long as we have fun. We could venture out and see the sights. I'll introduce them to irish coffee.
Hungary: Depends really. If he's a romantic, I would take him out for a romantic dinner or horseback riding. If he's a fun guy, maybe a movie or an amusement park.
Ukraine: (boing) W-Well . . . since I don't have that much money, I wouldn't mind taking my date on a romantic walk on the beach or the park.
Poland: I would, like, take them to just hang out at first~ Go to the park~ Or the beach~ Or maybe *continues on with random girly fantasies*
Greece: Hmm..I would take time to explore their culture and go over their countries.....Maybe take them to a fancy restaurant....or my house....
A person you love has fallen asleep on you bed after a meeting at your place.
Your not sure if he/she likes you back. What do you do?
Poland: Id wake em up of course! No ones gonna, like, fall asleep on me! You should never be bored or tired when hang out with me!
Greece: W-well...It would be rude to violate them.....im not like that...I guess maybe ill take him/her/cat home, lay them in bed. Maybe a kiss on the cheek but they wont notice, then fall asleep on their couch.
Hungary: What kind of question is that? Oh well . . . I guess I would tickle him lightly from his nap and ask him directly if he likes me or not. If he's fallen asleep on my bed, then that's an indicator that he likes me, right?
Ukraine: (boing)U-Um . . . I wouldn't know why he would fall asleep on my bed, but I guess I would make sure that he's warm enough and cover him with a blanket. Since he's sleeping, I guess I would probably fall asleep next to him, sharing the peaceful moment. Is that alright? (boing)
Hong Kong: ...Well I don't want them to catch a cold. I'll just put a blanket over them. I wouldn't mind sleeping on the floor for a night. They can have my bed. Whether they like or not I'll still take responsibility.
Latvia: Umm...I don't know...I-I don't want to wake them up...But then again I don't have anywhere to sleep. Oh...I'll just let the one I love have my bed. Even if they don't like me. I'm reasonable.
Ireland: Well if I did get to know them pretty well I wouldn't mind sharing the bed for the night. I can't just let someone I love sleep on the floor! Well I hope they like me back. If not oh well.
France: Take advantage of the situation.
Italy: Try to wake them up gently and offer them pasta.
Romano: Let them sleep and talk to them about it later
Canada: Make pancakes for them and hope the smell wakes them up
Lili: Act like it never happened
Calabria: Sleep next to them
China: O//A//O O-On my bed?! W-What were they doing at my house, aru?! >///>;; Er well... *pokes fingers together* I-I guess I'd just pull a chair up n-next to the bed and watch their sleeping face... I'm sure that person has a cute sleeping face...
Prussia: Oh, well, that's easy! xD Kesesesese~ Since I like them so much, I'll just give them the awesome chance of having me steal their vital regions~ >w>;; Jk, Jk, Jk! Um...I guess I'll pinch their cheeks for fun at first and see if they'll wake up. If they don't, then I guess I'll just get in bed beside them --hey, its my bed, right?-- and then I'll cuddle with them~
denmark:well, probably listen to them in their sleep, see if they sleep talk... maybe strip them down and say they did things with me and see their reaction.
england: well i would make sure they're warm and cover then up.. maybe sit in the chair and embroider until they wake up.. might fall asleep there.. or i'd take a nap on the couch. I don't want to intrude on their sleeping.
Ok ok~ So today as you come back from a meeting you see your lover at a park!
You run over to them hoping to join them at the park....
But then you see that your LOVER is making out....WITH YOUR BROTHER!
What do you do?
And if you don't have a brother then *throws Latvia at you* Here's your new brother.
denmark: OH HELL NO! they would DIE. NO ONE two times ME!
england: well.. i would go and confront them both before breaking up with them and going home.. to be honest i'd probably cry too...
China: W-Wha?! I...I thought...OMG! I FORGAVE YOU BEFORE KIKU, BUT HOW DARE YOU TAKE Vietnam MY LOVER AWAY TOO?! WASN'T EVERYONE ELSE IN MY FAMILY ENOUGH?! *goes off to cry* I'll probably find it in my heart to forgive him 2 days later ;~;
Prussia: ...Well, I always knew West had something special with Italy him/her... Its my younger brother, I can't fight over this with him. If they like each other than I'll... *sniff* ...just...hide in the emo solitude corner with my bunnies and Gilbird. ...Of course, if it was anyone else making out with my lover, I'd lecture them both and then kick the guy-that-tried-to-steal-him/her-away-from me's a**.
Romano: Beat up on my brother
Canada: Give them up even if it's hard
Lili: Cry, but let my brother have them.
Calabria: Take them both to 'the river'.
France: the more the merrier~
Italy: Cry and run away.
Hong Kong: -angry- If they were to be doing such a thing and with one of my brothers I would fight my brother to knock some sense into him. Then probably walk away...I wouldn't be too happy about this...-frowns-
Latvia: W-Wha!? An imposter of me is m-making out with the one I love? I-I'm not sure what I'll do...What if they're really strong? -cries- I would be upset and run away in tears...
Ireland: Ack! My brother wouldn't do such a thing!...Would he? ******** that! I'd beat the s**t outta my bro till he walks away. Then again it could be the other way around and my lover is cheating on me. Feh, I wouldn't have the heart to fight my lover. I'd just tell them I'm disappointed in them and walk away.
Hungary: Latvia, stealing my boifriend? Highly unlikely. I might throw a fit first, but if they get into saucy yaoi action, I might stick around and take a few pictures of them snogging each other. Hee, hee. X3
Ukraine: (boing) Ivan, making out with my date? *Cries* That's a horrible things to say about my brother. *Cries some more* Ivan! (boing)
Poland: *runs up to brother and yanks him away* HOW DAAAARE YOU! I thought u were kewl!! And you!! *points to lover* How DAAARE you, like cheat on me! Its totally not kewl! *slaps and storms away to secretly cry about it*
Greece: *sees lover making out with....latvia. Me is not sure if he has brother...* Latvia, Of all people I wouldnt think it would be you to do something like this... I aint know you had a cat fetish too And you *looks at "lover" coldly* Yout forget about what we had... *walks away and takes anger out on Turkey*
Ok last 2~
You lover has broken up with you for something you never did, but he/she/it thinks you did it, What do you do?
Your lover tells you somehow they're pregnant! (Yes even if your dating a guy and your a girl)
BUT you don't want the kid. What do you do?
Poland: Nooo! Please! Dont, like, leave me! It totally wasnt my fault! No! I dont, like, need you in my life! Screw you! Leave! Get out of h- Nooo! Im sorry! I wont do it again, I promise!
Greece: *tries his best to explain everything that happened and tries to clear up all the misunderstandings. Whining leads nowhere*
Poland: What!? How can you, like, get pregnant!? Thats totally gross! I dont want it! Hows it even gonna come out!? Ew! Gross!
Greece: Ahh....im sorry..*not suprised even if it is a guy, girl...or cat. He doesnt use condoms~ :3* I am truly sorry for getting you in this situation...but im not ready for a child....I will try my best to support you...with money and stuff....
Hungary: For the first one, I would convince my bf that I didn't do nothing by giving him proof that I didn't do nothing; probably some pictures from my camera will set him straight. As for the second one . . . HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?!
Ukraine: (boing) I would first plead for him to listen to what I'm saying is the truth. If that doesn't work, maybe my brother or sister will convince him. I really don't have a lot of money to take care of the child properly, so I will put him/her up for adoption. Hopefully there's a caring family that'll take care of the child. (boing)
Hong Kong: I'll try and talk to them calmly by stating true facts. If they still hate me for something I didn't do well then I guess it won't be resolved. I guess I would break up with them...As much as it would hurt to do so...
...Umm... . . . -blushes- W-Well...-clears throat- Well if it's really my kid or not I would still stick with my lover through this. Well get through the pregnacy together. E-Even if I don't want kids...I'll still stick with them...
Latvia: I woul explain to them I didn't do it. If they still think I'm a liar then I have no choice but to walk away and break up with them.
W-W-WHAAAT!? Well I would still be with him or her. I'd feel bad if I left them alone to deal with this...
Ireland: Feh, if they don't believe me then whatever. I'll just break up with them.
...A kid...Ugh...My niece and nephew are enough...I'd talk to them about abortion and if they would consider it. If not then I'll just help them take care of the kid...
France: Find a new lover
Italy: I would find prove that I didn't do it and ask if they'll take me back
France: I would support them until someone new came along
Italy: I would stay with them and try to like the idea of having a child
Romano: Get over it.
Canada: Try to prove that I didn't do it
Lili: Get upset but try to move on
Calabria: Plot revenge
Romano: Show my concern but support them
Canada: Try to be happy about it
Lili: Try my best to support my lover
Calabria: Ask my lover if we could put the child up for adoption
China: B-But I! I didn't... Ugh...I-If you're not going to believe me then... O-Ok, t-this won't work out if there isn't even enough trust between us. Its over, then I guess its over. *goes emo for a couple of days*
Prussia: WHAT?! If its something I didn't do, then why the hell should I be at blame?!? *slams fist down on desk angrily* To hell with this! You're not dumping me! I'm dumping you!!
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China: I --Whu?! N-No, you must've gotten this wrong. Do the pregnancy test again. I practice abstinence Unless its being raped by the Europeons during Imperialism, then I'd have no choice so its only sex after marraige. This is impossible.
Prussia: .......................uh......................................................... I'm going to need a beer...And some time alone. Yes, lots of thinking time. Lots of beer too. Yea. *walks off and takes out cell* West? I think you're about to be an uncle. Unless we are able to fix this.
denmark:well i would get mad and probably yell and explain but get pretty angry
england: I would talk it out calmly, and try to explain my position
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denmark: well.. I would straight up tell them I don't want it. not my fault they got pregnant. i told them we should use protection
england: although i wouldn't want it. it is m responsibility to help take care of it. so I will. who knows, maybe it'll grow on me.
It's a damn funny Interview and OOCness XD
Hello sir you came for matchmaking?
Well you came to the right place!
Now before we start...
Are you a honest person?
Poland: I totally am~!
Greece: *nods* I believe so.
Hungary: That's ma'ams to you, Asian boi! I'm a pretty straight-forward person, so yeah, I'm honest.
Ukraine: (boing) Um . . . okay. It would be nice if you if you can do that for us. I-I think I'm an honest person, working hard brings out honesty, r-right? (boing)
Hong Kong: Hello, yes I am an honest person. I shall answer any question or questions at the best of my ability.
Latvia: H-Hello. Y-Yes. I am honest.
Ireland: Hello there. Aye, I'm honest.
France: Yes, of course .
Italy: I try to be.
Romano: Yes, I would say that I am. Well, maybe. I can stretch the truth sometimes.
Canada: Yes, I'm an honest person.
Lili: I'm pretty sure I am. I don't think brother would approve of me lying
Calabria: Not at all.
China: I'd like to think I am, aru.
Prussia: Eh... A couple of white lies here and there. Can't be that big of a lie. No, I'm not lying right now >.>;;
denmark: pfffffft ******** no! well.. most of the time.. but yeah not always
england: I always am and always will be.
Ok now tell me you like.
You know... guys? Girls? Both?
I mean you don't want me to match you up with a guy if you only like girls right? But I may do that anyway.
denmark:*shrugs* I swing both ways. love me some ladies and men ;D
england: *clears throat* men. female anatomy disgusts me...
China: Eh? Um...Well, love is love, right ^_^;; It doesn't matter much, but I think both me and my population prefers that their country would be straight. But its ok if you find that my match is a guy.
Prussia: Well, I like cute things. Girls are cute. And certain guys are too. Boths fine. They'd just better be awesome enough to date me!
Romano: I would prefer a girl, but guys are fine.
Canada: It doesn't really matter to me
Lili: I like guys
Calabria: Guys, definetly.
France: It does not matter to me, I like everyone.
Italy: As long as they love me, it doesn't matter.
Hong Kong: Mmm...Well I am being honest. I have to say both.
Latvia: U-Umm...N-No one c-can hear me right? Only you? Umm...Both...
Ireland: Depends. I'd have'ta go with girls.
Hungary: As much as I love guy+guy action *yaoi drooling in her head* I guess I'll go for a straight pairing.
Ukraine: (boing) Uwah?! M-Me with another woman?! What would Ivan think of me? (boing)
Poland: I...Like guys~!
Greece: Hmm....both...
Ok What do you like in a guy or a woman? Or how ever else you swing?
Poland: Well, I like someone who is, like, loyal and wont go running off to others! They also gotta, like, hang out with me loads and give me lots of attention!
Greece: Well....I basically like anyone....expect for people like Turkey... And i like my cats friendly and playful....Yes I do swing that way.
Hungary: I like a guy who isn't a total a**, if you know what I mean. As long as they aren't an a**, then I'm good.
Ukraine: (boing) U-Um . . . I'm kind of new to this. I guess I like a sweet guy who has a big heart like I do. (boing)
Hong Kong: ...The inside is what matters to me most rather than the outside. I try to look for someone who can understand me. That and someone who is easy going, not really demanding or forceful. -shrugs-
Latvia: W-Well They would have to be nice and kind, someone who doesn't pick on others. I don't really mind how they look. Someone who can actually see that I'm there.
Ireland: Hehe...Someone who doesn't mind me bad habits. Someone who doesn't get annoyed very easily. Someone who actually has patience. I don't mind if they have a bit of character and express temselves openly. Shy ones aren't my type. They just don't speak ever, they get boring.
France: Anything, pretty much.
Italy: They have to be able to protect me.
Romano: Someone who isn't clingy or possessive.
Canada: Someone who is considerate and caring.
Lili: Someone who is strong and brave.
Calabria: Someone sweet and romantic.
China: Um... A good cook would be nice. Someone who can make a decent meal each night. And I don't want microwave or McDonald's for dinner every night. I'm begging you. My people are starting to become overweight because of McDonald's.
Prussia: Um...Someone cute and adorable, I guess. But they have to be upbeat enough to keep up with me!
denmark:hot bod, good personality, doesn't mind that i don't ever shut up
england: nice, kind, loving, nice eyes..., cute.. or hot.. someone who will tolerate my cooking. or atleast find a nice way around it.. respects me. that's about it.
Ok now its your first date with your lover!
Where do you take them?
denmark:dinner, movie, maybe back to my place *winkwink nudge nudge*
england: A nice dinner at an expensive restaurant and perhaps to the arts theater to watch a play... *LAME*
China: Well, I guess for a first date, I'll tour them around my villa (One of his many Chinatowns) so I we can eat treats at the bakeries and I can buy her (or him) little gifts the whole time ^w^ Everything is rather cheap there anyways.
Prussia: A date, huh? Um...I guess at a zoo. There's this newly opened one and there are so many rabbits and awesome baby chicks! Its totally awesome enough place for us to visit! >u<
Romano: Maybe a picnic? Something outdoors.
Canada: Hockey game.
Lili: A restaurant.
Calabria: Somewhere with a view of the sea.
France: The bedroom. ; )
Italy: To a museum.
Hong Kong: Hmm...Well it's a first date. I don't want to just spoil them right off the bat. I would take him/ her out to eat, maybe afterwards we could go to an amusment park.
Latvia: A day out in the town. M-Maybe sight seeing and on the way w-we can grab something to eat.
Ireland: Heck I don't care what. As long as we have fun. We could venture out and see the sights. I'll introduce them to irish coffee.
Hungary: Depends really. If he's a romantic, I would take him out for a romantic dinner or horseback riding. If he's a fun guy, maybe a movie or an amusement park.
Ukraine: (boing) W-Well . . . since I don't have that much money, I wouldn't mind taking my date on a romantic walk on the beach or the park.
Poland: I would, like, take them to just hang out at first~ Go to the park~ Or the beach~ Or maybe *continues on with random girly fantasies*
Greece: Hmm..I would take time to explore their culture and go over their countries.....Maybe take them to a fancy restaurant....or my house....
A person you love has fallen asleep on you bed after a meeting at your place.
Your not sure if he/she likes you back. What do you do?
Poland: Id wake em up of course! No ones gonna, like, fall asleep on me! You should never be bored or tired when hang out with me!
Greece: W-well...It would be rude to violate them.....im not like that...I guess maybe ill take him/her/cat home, lay them in bed. Maybe a kiss on the cheek but they wont notice, then fall asleep on their couch.
Hungary: What kind of question is that? Oh well . . . I guess I would tickle him lightly from his nap and ask him directly if he likes me or not. If he's fallen asleep on my bed, then that's an indicator that he likes me, right?
Ukraine: (boing)U-Um . . . I wouldn't know why he would fall asleep on my bed, but I guess I would make sure that he's warm enough and cover him with a blanket. Since he's sleeping, I guess I would probably fall asleep next to him, sharing the peaceful moment. Is that alright? (boing)
Hong Kong: ...Well I don't want them to catch a cold. I'll just put a blanket over them. I wouldn't mind sleeping on the floor for a night. They can have my bed. Whether they like or not I'll still take responsibility.
Latvia: Umm...I don't know...I-I don't want to wake them up...But then again I don't have anywhere to sleep. Oh...I'll just let the one I love have my bed. Even if they don't like me. I'm reasonable.
Ireland: Well if I did get to know them pretty well I wouldn't mind sharing the bed for the night. I can't just let someone I love sleep on the floor! Well I hope they like me back. If not oh well.
France: Take advantage of the situation.
Italy: Try to wake them up gently and offer them pasta.
Romano: Let them sleep and talk to them about it later
Canada: Make pancakes for them and hope the smell wakes them up
Lili: Act like it never happened
Calabria: Sleep next to them
China: O//A//O O-On my bed?! W-What were they doing at my house, aru?! >///>;; Er well... *pokes fingers together* I-I guess I'd just pull a chair up n-next to the bed and watch their sleeping face... I'm sure that person has a cute sleeping face...
Prussia: Oh, well, that's easy! xD Kesesesese~ Since I like them so much, I'll just give them the awesome chance of having me steal their vital regions~ >w>;; Jk, Jk, Jk! Um...I guess I'll pinch their cheeks for fun at first and see if they'll wake up. If they don't, then I guess I'll just get in bed beside them --hey, its my bed, right?-- and then I'll cuddle with them~
denmark:well, probably listen to them in their sleep, see if they sleep talk... maybe strip them down and say they did things with me and see their reaction.
england: well i would make sure they're warm and cover then up.. maybe sit in the chair and embroider until they wake up.. might fall asleep there.. or i'd take a nap on the couch. I don't want to intrude on their sleeping.
Ok ok~ So today as you come back from a meeting you see your lover at a park!
You run over to them hoping to join them at the park....
But then you see that your LOVER is making out....WITH YOUR BROTHER!
What do you do?
And if you don't have a brother then *throws Latvia at you* Here's your new brother.
denmark: OH HELL NO! they would DIE. NO ONE two times ME!
england: well.. i would go and confront them both before breaking up with them and going home.. to be honest i'd probably cry too...
China: W-Wha?! I...I thought...OMG! I FORGAVE YOU BEFORE KIKU, BUT HOW DARE YOU TAKE Vietnam MY LOVER AWAY TOO?! WASN'T EVERYONE ELSE IN MY FAMILY ENOUGH?! *goes off to cry* I'll probably find it in my heart to forgive him 2 days later ;~;
Prussia: ...Well, I always knew West had something special with Italy him/her... Its my younger brother, I can't fight over this with him. If they like each other than I'll... *sniff* ...just...hide in the emo solitude corner with my bunnies and Gilbird. ...Of course, if it was anyone else making out with my lover, I'd lecture them both and then kick the guy-that-tried-to-steal-him/her-away-from me's a**.
Romano: Beat up on my brother
Canada: Give them up even if it's hard
Lili: Cry, but let my brother have them.
Calabria: Take them both to 'the river'.
France: the more the merrier~
Italy: Cry and run away.
Hong Kong: -angry- If they were to be doing such a thing and with one of my brothers I would fight my brother to knock some sense into him. Then probably walk away...I wouldn't be too happy about this...-frowns-
Latvia: W-Wha!? An imposter of me is m-making out with the one I love? I-I'm not sure what I'll do...What if they're really strong? -cries- I would be upset and run away in tears...
Ireland: Ack! My brother wouldn't do such a thing!...Would he? ******** that! I'd beat the s**t outta my bro till he walks away. Then again it could be the other way around and my lover is cheating on me. Feh, I wouldn't have the heart to fight my lover. I'd just tell them I'm disappointed in them and walk away.
Hungary: Latvia, stealing my boifriend? Highly unlikely. I might throw a fit first, but if they get into saucy yaoi action, I might stick around and take a few pictures of them snogging each other. Hee, hee. X3
Ukraine: (boing) Ivan, making out with my date? *Cries* That's a horrible things to say about my brother. *Cries some more* Ivan! (boing)
Poland: *runs up to brother and yanks him away* HOW DAAAARE YOU! I thought u were kewl!! And you!! *points to lover* How DAAARE you, like cheat on me! Its totally not kewl! *slaps and storms away to secretly cry about it*
Greece: *sees lover making out with....latvia. Me is not sure if he has brother...* Latvia, Of all people I wouldnt think it would be you to do something like this... I aint know you had a cat fetish too And you *looks at "lover" coldly* Yout forget about what we had... *walks away and takes anger out on Turkey*
Ok last 2~
You lover has broken up with you for something you never did, but he/she/it thinks you did it, What do you do?
Your lover tells you somehow they're pregnant! (Yes even if your dating a guy and your a girl)
BUT you don't want the kid. What do you do?
Poland: Nooo! Please! Dont, like, leave me! It totally wasnt my fault! No! I dont, like, need you in my life! Screw you! Leave! Get out of h- Nooo! Im sorry! I wont do it again, I promise!
Greece: *tries his best to explain everything that happened and tries to clear up all the misunderstandings. Whining leads nowhere*
Poland: What!? How can you, like, get pregnant!? Thats totally gross! I dont want it! Hows it even gonna come out!? Ew! Gross!
Greece: Ahh....im sorry..*not suprised even if it is a guy, girl...or cat. He doesnt use condoms~ :3* I am truly sorry for getting you in this situation...but im not ready for a child....I will try my best to support you...with money and stuff....
Hungary: For the first one, I would convince my bf that I didn't do nothing by giving him proof that I didn't do nothing; probably some pictures from my camera will set him straight. As for the second one . . . HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?!
Ukraine: (boing) I would first plead for him to listen to what I'm saying is the truth. If that doesn't work, maybe my brother or sister will convince him. I really don't have a lot of money to take care of the child properly, so I will put him/her up for adoption. Hopefully there's a caring family that'll take care of the child. (boing)
Hong Kong: I'll try and talk to them calmly by stating true facts. If they still hate me for something I didn't do well then I guess it won't be resolved. I guess I would break up with them...As much as it would hurt to do so...
...Umm... . . . -blushes- W-Well...-clears throat- Well if it's really my kid or not I would still stick with my lover through this. Well get through the pregnacy together. E-Even if I don't want kids...I'll still stick with them...
Latvia: I woul explain to them I didn't do it. If they still think I'm a liar then I have no choice but to walk away and break up with them.
W-W-WHAAAT!? Well I would still be with him or her. I'd feel bad if I left them alone to deal with this...
Ireland: Feh, if they don't believe me then whatever. I'll just break up with them.
...A kid...Ugh...My niece and nephew are enough...I'd talk to them about abortion and if they would consider it. If not then I'll just help them take care of the kid...
France: Find a new lover
Italy: I would find prove that I didn't do it and ask if they'll take me back
France: I would support them until someone new came along
Italy: I would stay with them and try to like the idea of having a child
Romano: Get over it.
Canada: Try to prove that I didn't do it
Lili: Get upset but try to move on
Calabria: Plot revenge
Romano: Show my concern but support them
Canada: Try to be happy about it
Lili: Try my best to support my lover
Calabria: Ask my lover if we could put the child up for adoption
China: B-But I! I didn't... Ugh...I-If you're not going to believe me then... O-Ok, t-this won't work out if there isn't even enough trust between us. Its over, then I guess its over. *goes emo for a couple of days*
Prussia: WHAT?! If its something I didn't do, then why the hell should I be at blame?!? *slams fist down on desk angrily* To hell with this! You're not dumping me! I'm dumping you!!
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China: I --Whu?! N-No, you must've gotten this wrong. Do the pregnancy test again. I practice abstinence Unless its being raped by the Europeons during Imperialism, then I'd have no choice so its only sex after marraige. This is impossible.
Prussia: .......................uh......................................................... I'm going to need a beer...And some time alone. Yes, lots of thinking time. Lots of beer too. Yea. *walks off and takes out cell* West? I think you're about to be an uncle. Unless we are able to fix this.
denmark:well i would get mad and probably yell and explain but get pretty angry
england: I would talk it out calmly, and try to explain my position
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denmark: well.. I would straight up tell them I don't want it. not my fault they got pregnant. i told them we should use protection
england: although i wouldn't want it. it is m responsibility to help take care of it. so I will. who knows, maybe it'll grow on me.
